I died at Mortal Wombat π€£π€£ I used to play Mortal Kombat with my son when he was a teen. The memories give me PTSD over having my spine ripped out and getting decapitated by a 13-year-old with all the cheat codes.
I have to say Iβve learned what there is to know about wombats lol and knew nothing of it before. And yes, great tips and thank you for your generosity. Have a great holiday.
I died at Mortal Wombat π€£π€£ I used to play Mortal Kombat with my son when he was a teen. The memories give me PTSD over having my spine ripped out and getting decapitated by a 13-year-old with all the cheat codes.
Ouch!
βFinish him!β The old spine-ripped-out-decapitated trick.
That's the one!!
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I have to say Iβve learned what there is to know about wombats lol and knew nothing of it before. And yes, great tips and thank you for your generosity. Have a great holiday.
I closing in on 56 in a few years...it's certainly not terrifying. π© But how did you come up with that metaphor? π€£π€£ Man!
I can't recall how this whole idea came about. But I assure you, it was not drug-related!
Mortal Wombatβ¦ha!
Those critters are all about the KOs and the spine-ripping.
Wombat v Wolverine cage match
Mess with a wombat, get defeated in combat!
Words to live by
My, My, My. Well said Mr. Elb. I used to dream of having alligator hide, however wom-butt sounds lovely.
Itβs pretty handy when all there is to sit on is a hard wooden chair, too!
You had me at Mortal Wombat. π
I have been waiting to use that one for a long time
Best use of metaphor ever, Tim!
Mortal Wombat πππ
I cried laughing reading this, tysm
Iβm glad!