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Kristi Keller πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦'s avatar

I died at Mortal Wombat 🀣🀣 I used to play Mortal Kombat with my son when he was a teen. The memories give me PTSD over having my spine ripped out and getting decapitated by a 13-year-old with all the cheat codes.

Tim Ebl πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦'s avatar

Ouch!

β€œFinish him!” The old spine-ripped-out-decapitated trick.

Kristi Keller πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦'s avatar

That's the one!!

Smillew's avatar

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Miriam Rachel's avatar

I have to say I’ve learned what there is to know about wombats lol and knew nothing of it before. And yes, great tips and thank you for your generosity. Have a great holiday.

Terrence Porter's avatar

I closing in on 56 in a few years...it's certainly not terrifying. 😩 But how did you come up with that metaphor? 🀣🀣 Man!

Tim Ebl πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦'s avatar

I can't recall how this whole idea came about. But I assure you, it was not drug-related!

Mac's avatar

Mortal Wombat…ha!

Tim Ebl πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦'s avatar

Those critters are all about the KOs and the spine-ripping.

Mac's avatar

Wombat v Wolverine cage match

Tim Ebl πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦'s avatar

Mess with a wombat, get defeated in combat!

Mac's avatar

Words to live by

Helen Whelchel's avatar

My, My, My. Well said Mr. Elb. I used to dream of having alligator hide, however wom-butt sounds lovely.

Tim Ebl πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦'s avatar

It’s pretty handy when all there is to sit on is a hard wooden chair, too!

David Marlow's avatar

You had me at Mortal Wombat. πŸ˜‰

Tim Ebl πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦'s avatar

I have been waiting to use that one for a long time

Cathy R. Payne's avatar

Best use of metaphor ever, Tim!

Smillew's avatar

Mortal Wombat πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

Mom of No Rank's avatar

I cried laughing reading this, tysm