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Kristi Keller 🇨🇦's avatar

BAHAHAA!!! I can't believe this is the first thing I read in 2025. It all makes sense now, everything is CLEAR and I'm going to be RICH!! 😂😂😂

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Tim Ebl 🇨🇦's avatar

Haha! I was busy all day, forgot I even published this! Glad to be of service and start your year right

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Heather Briann's avatar

I love this is the first article you read in 2025 Kristi. Ha! Yes, now you know and you can keep using your credit cards but who cares now you know how to generate loads of cash!

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Tim Ebl 🇨🇦's avatar

Yup, pull out those cards!

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Donna McArthur's avatar

Oh Tim!! This is simply the very best.

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Tim Ebl 🇨🇦's avatar

Thanks! I’ve been waiting for New Year’s Day to send this one.

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Amy K Williams's avatar

Excellent! I needed a good laugh to start the year. You even made me spit coffee out of my nose. Well done! 🤣 I am usually quiet, but I really enjoy and appreciate your work. Happy New Year!

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Tim Ebl 🇨🇦's avatar

The old coffee-out-the-nose trick, awesome! Thanks for the comment and I hope you have a fantastic year.

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Lorene Sauro's avatar

You captured this perfectly

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Tim Ebl 🇨🇦's avatar

Thanks for reading!

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Alexandra Lais's avatar

Hahah what did I just read? Made my day!

"It’s impossible to meditate properly while sitting on a chair because your chakras will be all wonky." - so good!!

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Tim Ebl 🇨🇦's avatar

I’m super glad you enjoyed it! Now go buy a bunch of meditation gear and sign up with a big guru, and you’re all set

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Alexandra Lais's avatar

haha NEVER!

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Moon Arica's avatar

Mind-blowing meditation tips. LOL Tim! What a great post, everyone's gotten kicks out of it.

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Tim Ebl 🇨🇦's avatar

I had a lot of fun writing this one too!

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Moon Arica's avatar

I bet you did, that’s what make it enjoyable for others to read. When you love reading your own posts, your readers will too!

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Tim Ebl 🇨🇦's avatar

So true and I think that writers sometimes forget. We do our best work when we are having a blast.

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Karen Langston's avatar

I love your angle! This is hillarious!

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Tim Ebl 🇨🇦's avatar

Now get out there and meditate up some money!

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Karen Langston's avatar

😆 yes sir!

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Kaitlyn Ramsay's avatar

This made my year. 2025 is complete 🤣 thanks Tim.

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Tim Ebl 🇨🇦's avatar

Glad to be of assistance!

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Victoria Fann's avatar

People love to shop for enlightenment in the spiritual supermarket, complete with all the trappings and glitter, and none of the substance. Years ago, when I went to Sedona, it was the first time I had seen spirituality so commercialized. It looked like a Gatlinburg for crystal lovers. The saturation of all of that new-age stuff was such a turn off (like too much sugar), I decided to focus on the beautiful surroundings instead.

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Tim Ebl 🇨🇦's avatar

I’ve never been to Sedona. But I know some crystal-crazy people that would love that!

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Erik Hogan's avatar

Hilarious!

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Tim Ebl 🇨🇦's avatar

Thanks Erik! Happy New Year!

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Erik Hogan's avatar

Happy New Year to you too, Tim!

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Heather Briann's avatar

Yes yes yes Tim. Well done! Now, how to create community around what meditation can ACTUALLY be like. You down?

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Tim Ebl 🇨🇦's avatar

I definitely am down!

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Heather Briann's avatar

Great Tim! Will send you a DM, would love to have a chat.

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JFT Beach 🇬🇧 🏊 🧘‍♂️'s avatar

Wait... I just maxed out my credit card on all the right stuff... I come here and the comments all say you were joking... hope I can get a refund.

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Tim Ebl 🇨🇦's avatar

Just report the card stolen and you can get your money back lol

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Kyle Shepard's avatar

😂

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Tim Ebl 🇨🇦's avatar

Thanks Kyle!

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Good Humor by CK Steefel's avatar

👏👏👏😂😂😂 Truth! And the cost of downloading a meditation which is basically someone using their inside voice, telling you to relax, with cupped flute music in the bg.

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Tim Ebl 🇨🇦's avatar

I love a good inside voice guided meditation! Keeps me from needing to do the work

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Philipp Maerzhaeuser's avatar

Finally I can cure my “oh god I lost my socks, where are they-anxiety”. Little did I know it would be so easy.

I love the irony in your writing. Sorry, I need to stop here and get that meditation pillow now.

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