Bullshit Meditation Tips For The New-Age Impaired

Do this and you’ll be levitating rocks by next week

Want to start meditating cause that’s what all the cool kids are doing? Great! Follow the simple steps in this article, and you’ll be able to reach a state of supreme enlightenment within a week or two.

Before you begin, you want to know what’s in it for you, right? A solid daily meditation practice can give you all of these great things:

• Control Anxiety

• L…