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Hi, My Name is Dick, and I Can’t Get (It) Up

Don't just blue pill yourself. This is a warning sign.

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Tim Ebl 🇨🇦
Jul 11, 2024
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I roll back over to my side of the bed.

“What’s wrong?” She asks.

“It’s not gonna happen,” I mutter.

"She sighs, then says, “It’s okay. Try again tomorrow night.”

What will be different about tomorrow night? Nothing, I think dejectedly.

Disclaimer: I am not a doctor. I’m just a human with certain body parts. This post is for e…

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